Showing posts with label Tests y eso.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tests y eso.. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Mirá Ivi, me la banco! :D


Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 46%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58%
Borderline |||||||||||| 46%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%
Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Sunday, June 15, 2008

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Baroness Maru the Surreptitious of Waldenshire under Throcket
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Friday, June 06, 2008

ROFLMAO


Tus resultados: Modern, Cool Nerd

56 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 17% Dork


For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.



Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!



Congratulations!





Wednesday, June 04, 2008

'Cause I know the way to somewhere out here


¿Los Guns o Roxette? Roxette, toda la onda. El otro chaboncito cantando agudo con los pantalones estrujándole el Gla(n)de nunca me copó mucho.

¿Coca-Cola o Pepsi? Coca Cola forever.

¿Soda o los Redondos? Apa! Los Redondos, debo decir. Soda me encanta, pero los Redondos me emocionan.

¿Chimi o Salsa criolla? La salsa criolla es la de morrón, no? Chimi, mejor. O salsa barbacoa (je, re vendida)

¿Erasure o 'Depesh'? Depeche Mode, baby. Always and forever. I (L) 'em.

¿Internet Explorer o Firefox? Firefosss.

¿'Megadé' o Metallica? Metallica, maybe? Porque me calienta un poco la voz del cantante nomás.

¿Jazzy Mel o MC Ninja? Say what?

¿Intel o AMD? Intel! (???) No sé, yo solo salgo con geeks, no aprendo todo lo que me explican.

¿EMF o Jesus Jones? EMF!

¿Las Spice o Los Backstreet? Los Backstreet Boys. Dios! Los re amaba!

¿Fito o Charly? Fito, supongo. La actitud de Charly me tiene los ovarios enquistados.

¿Luismi o Ricky? Chayanne. No, mentira. Algun lento de Luismi, si tengo que elegir.

¿Dunga-dunga o morir? Dunga Dunga, por supuesto (?).

Saturday, April 26, 2008

cuaqueti cuac!

The Window Shopper

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Your exact female opposite:

The Stiletto

The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Hornivore (RBSM)

Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), The Loverboy (RGLM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - singles | Dating

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

But this time around I won't be back at all

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Me peleé con mi mamá

para variar. No la soporto mas. Y encima te me haces el ofendido, como si no me estuviera muriendo de ganas de dormir con vos. Ufa.

You Are Expressionism

Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse.


Robado a Gussell.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Blah.

You May Be a Bit Borderline...

Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!


You Are Expressionism

Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse.


Your EQ is 127

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.


Your Pride Quotient: 51%

You have your proud moments, but you're also likely to be a little ashamed of them.
Don't be too hard on yourself. It's normal to want to make a stellar impression.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

30 things guys should know about girls...


1. PMS IS an excuse

2. No matter what you say we will never let you put it in our butt.

3. No matter what you say your ex is a ho

4. Player is not a turn on

5. You are NEVER right, get over it!

6. Never ask us to pay

7. No matter whose fault it is always say you’re sorry.

8. We go in groups to the bathroom to talk about you.

9. We are not amused when you try and succeed to run over an animal.

10. We DON`T like our ex-boyfriends

11. Always tell the truth, because sooner or later we WILL find out.

12. Don’t tell us about any girls you were with, we already know, chances
are we’ve already found out everything about her (remember we are girls and
we gossip)

13. Keep your head down when we walk together; you will get blamed for
looking at other girls.

14. The best present is anything but fake jewellery or anything remotely
close to what you got your ex`s.

15. We’re not yours, get over it.

16. Don’t ask us to call you daddy in bed, its just disturbing.

17. Never let us know you’re a momma`s boy, we will never look at you the
same.

18. Your friends will always think your girlfriend is hot, get over it.

19. Girls will never betray each other, but your best friend would betray
you for your girlfriend in a second.

20. Our asses weren’t meant to jiggle, so don’t tell us you like it when
they do.

21. If you have a nice butt, then come talk to us.

22. We like emotion, it doesn’t make you gay.

23. We know you masturbate, don’t deny it, we will think of you as a liar.

24. Like we’d really check out guys in front of you.

25. No matter what we say, we WOULD like you better if you had a six-pack

26. Show affection in public, we like to make people jealous.

27. Porn makes us think you have sexual problems.

28. Don’t talk about growing old with us, we don’t like thinking of you old,
it’s gross.

29. If we turn lesbian, no you CAN’T watch.

30. No matter what we say, we have faked it with you at least once.



El resaltado es por puros propósitos de entretenimiento... o porque estoy de acuerdo... yo qué sé!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

No tengo ganas de otra cosa

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.

You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.


You Were a Spider

You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.
A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.


You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing


Your Stripper Song Is

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."

You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!


You Are 40% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.


Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!


You Are 52% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.


Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.

You should major in:

Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language


Ja!

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Healing over.

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.


Si mi ropa interior lo dice... ;P

American Cities That Best Fit You::
65% Las Vegas
60% Atlanta
55% Philadelphia
50% Chicago
50% New York City


Todo en el universo conspira para llevarme a los brazos de Grissom... :D


The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.


Bueno, ya.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Lo que hace uno para no hacer lo que tiene que hacer!

Name 12 characters of your favourite TV shows:

1
. Jack (Lost)
2. Catherine Willows (CSI)
3. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
4. Gil Grissom (CSI)
5. Greggo (CSI)
6. Chloe (Smallville)
7. George (Grey's anatomy)
8. Abby Lockhart (e.r.)
9. John Carter (e.r.)
10. Freckles/ Kate (Lost)
11. Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls)
12. Faith (Buffy/Angel)

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 Chloe or 11 Luke? What subjects would they teach?

Chloe, by far! She'd teach "Surviving in Weirdo Land 101"

2. Do you think 4 Grissom is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah! Hotter than hell... he's sooooooo cute and has such a tempting ass...

3. 12 Faith sends 8 Abby on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Faith sends her to retrieve her clinical history back from when she was a nut case. Of course Abby succeeds!

4. What is or would be 9 Carter's favorite book?

"Out of Africa", jiji! (Africa Mia, para los hispano parlantes =P)

5. Would it make more sense for 2 Cath to swear fealty to 6 Chloe, or the other way around?

The other way around, Chloe would definitevely join Cath's army.

6. For some reason, 5 Greg is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 Carter or with 10 Kate?

You kidding? Kate!!! She's a badass and Greg just loves it...

7. 2 Cath, 7 George and 12 Faith have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

The go to a Sushi Bar, get really drunk on sake and discuss George's lame love life 'til they decide to give him a lap dance.

8. 3 Lorelai challenges 10 Kate to a duel. What happens?

Kate's about to beat the crap out of Lorelai, but Lor starts babbling and they end up laughing on the floor, the duel totally forgotten.

9. If 1 Jack stole 8 Abby's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

She'd look at him moon-eyed and ask him very sweetly to give it back to her, looking sad and lonely, he just wouldn't be able to resist that.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 George and 12 Faith both attain what they most desire.

"My date with the main character" (Buffy/Faith shipper here...)

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 Grissom and 1 Jack to work together?

A very very sick guy with maggots in his wounds.

12. If 7 George visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Just fine! We'd be silent at first, but trhen we'd get started on medicine stuff and from there it'll all be just perfect.

13. If you could command 3 Lorelai to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I'd ask her to take care of my socialization skills, they suck.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 Luke?

Uh, nope?

15. If 2 Cath had to choose sides between 4 Griss and 5 Greg, which would it be?

Quite a dilemma! She'd doubt, but she'd back up Griss. They always have each other's back. ;)

16. What might 10 Kate shout while charging into battle?

"FREEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 Abby, which song would you choose?

"Owner of a lonely heart", I guess...

18. 1 Jack, 6 Chloe, and 12 Faith are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Pf! Faith! And the other two are lucky they didn't get a nasty wound...

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 Cath to use on 10 Kate?

"Wow girl! Those are really nice handcuffs!"

20. What would 5 Greg most likely be arrested for?

Criminally bad hair style.

21. What is 6 Chloe's secret?

She's not in love with Clark, she's been shagging Lex for a while now.

22. If 11 Luke and 9 Carter were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Carter, but only for a couple of meters. And they'd share the prize, they're both so kind...

23. "1 Jack and 9 Carter reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 Grssom's sinister secret organization. 11 Luke volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4 Grissom. Meanwhile, 4 Grissom has kidnapped 12 Faith in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 Greg, they seek out 3 Lorelai, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."
What title would you give this fic?

"Docs Vs. Bugs" And btw, what's up with Faith getting involved in all this? =P

24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 George or 8 Abby?

George... he's a guy afterall, and he does know how to shoot!

---------------------------> Stolen from an LJ, but the answers are all mine, duh!. Don't shoot me, the web is free!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Haciendo tiempo hasta que empiece CSI

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is creative and expressive.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.


Your Blog Should Be Purple

You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.


Your 2005 Song Is

Beverly Hills by Weezer

"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"

You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style!


Esto me pasa por surfear demasiados LiveJournals y boludeces en busca de Icon Batches y esas cosas... so much fun!

Thursday, March 30, 2006

No tengo ganas de postear




You Belong in London



A little old fashioned, and a little modern.

A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.

A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.

No wonder you and London will get along so well.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Te lo choreé Ivi!

Cr...Chromium
You scored 24 Mass, 27 Electronegativity, 67 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. Of course, I'm basing this upon Chromium's ultra-low water-exchange constant and it
's corrosion-resistant properties, and I wouldn't be too surprised if the analogy doesn't even apply.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 12% on Mass
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 34% on Electroneg
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 81% on Metal
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 0% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

El reto

Tardé un par de días en encontrar los 5!! Duh!

CINCO EXTRAÑOS HABITOS.

Las reglas:
1- Se inicia el mensaje con el título Cinco Extraños Hábitos
2- Las personas que son invitadas a escribir un mensaje en su respectivo Flog a propósito de sus extraños hábitos, deben también indicar claramente éste reglamento.
3- Al final, deben elegir cinco nuevas personas y agregar el link de su Flog.
4- Es importante dejar un comentario en su Flog, comunicándoles que han sido elegidos, y decirles que lean el nuestro, para que acepten o no el reto.
5- La quinta regla era complicada y el creador del juego la borró ¡Qué boludo!



1. Soy selectiva dentro de los platos de la comida: cuando un alimento tiene ingredientes que me gustan mas o menos, lo empiezo a comer selectivamente del que menos me gusta al que mas me gusta. Por ejemplo, en el arroz con kani kama como primero el arroz, despues el huevo y despues el kani kama; en el pollo con almendras (comida china) como primero las verduras, tambien por orden, despues el pollo y por ultimo las almendras.

2. Me divierte observar a la gente en los medios de transportes públicos, en particular en los colectivos: desde los detalles, como qué aros tiene o la marca de la ropa hasta como interactúan con el resto, si miran a las otras personas, si se hacen los boludos cuando entra un viejo... y me divierte hasta el punto de reirme sola!

3. Mh, siempre juego con la punta de las hojas, de los cuadernos, libros, fotocopias, bloc... cualquier hoja!! Y no hago la típica agarradita, las agarro raro y las paso haciendo ruidito inconcientemente... no me doy cuenta hasta que alguien me mira torcido o hasta que se gastan las hojas!!

4. Es una necesidad fisiológica el obsesionarme con algo, debe ser para compensar queno fumo, no tomo ni me drogo, jiji. No, en serio, suelo osesionarme con algo y me vuelvo adicta, sea una canción, una banda, un programa de tele... se vuelve una parte de mí.

5. Hablo sola. En la ducha, en mi cuarto, enla casa cuando no hay nadie; en voz alta, en voz baja; en inglés, en italiano, en castellano... hablo sola!!! Ni en pedo les digo de qué!

Nominados:

Diego:
http://yoner.blogspot.com
Kristy
http://spaces.msn.com/chaquenita
Toto
http://www.fotolog.com/totoho_
Sofi y Car (hey, el flog es de las 2!!)
http://www.fotolog.com/sunny_butterfly
La Pety
http://www.fotolog.com/la_pety86

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Y no hice trampa!

greggo
Your soulmate is Greg Sanders, lab technitian at
CSI. He's cooky but with a slick 'tude. He
most likely analyzed your DNA but deemed you
to have "flawless DNA fot his
kids." He's a very upbeat and
extroverted individual, and likes the ladies,
although seems to have no steady girlfriends.

~*Which CSI is your soulmate? (for girls)*~
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Sah...

Hannibal
Hannibal Lecter


Silence of the Lambs
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