30 things guys should know about girls...

1. PMS IS an excuse

2. No matter what you say we will never let you put it in our butt.

3. No matter what you say your ex is a ho

4. Player is not a turn on

5. You are NEVER right, get over it!

6. Never ask us to pay

7. No matter whose fault it is always say you’re sorry.

8. We go in groups to the bathroom to talk about you.

9. We are not amused when you try and succeed to run over an animal.

10. We DON`T like our ex-boyfriends

11. Always tell the truth, because sooner or later we WILL find out.

12. Don’t tell us about any girls you were with, we already know, chances
are we’ve already found out everything about her (remember we are girls and
we gossip)

13. Keep your head down when we walk together; you will get blamed for
looking at other girls.

14. The best present is anything but fake jewellery or anything remotely
close to what you got your ex`s.

15. We’re not yours, get over it.

16. Don’t ask us to call you daddy in bed, its just disturbing.

17. Never let us know you’re a momma`s boy, we will never look at you the
same.

18. Your friends will always think your girlfriend is hot, get over it.

19. Girls will never betray each other, but your best friend would betray
you for your girlfriend in a second.

20. Our asses weren’t meant to jiggle, so don’t tell us you like it when
they do.

21. If you have a nice butt, then come talk to us.

22. We like emotion, it doesn’t make you gay.

23. We know you masturbate, don’t deny it, we will think of you as a liar.

24. Like we’d really check out guys in front of you.

25. No matter what we say, we WOULD like you better if you had a six-pack

26. Show affection in public, we like to make people jealous.

27. Porn makes us think you have sexual problems.

28. Don’t talk about growing old with us, we don’t like thinking of you old,
it’s gross.

29. If we turn lesbian, no you CAN’T watch.

30. No matter what we say, we have faked it with you at least once.



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